Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

by Eric April 07, 2005

Wacktarded

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack

-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.

by eric November 12, 2003

Maverick

A large freakin' wave out in California. I'm talkin about massive Like 3-4 stories tall. But smaller than a tsunami.

Surfers dream of catching that perfect maverick.

by Eric April 10, 2005

gynocrat

A male politician who's taken on a feminized image in an attempt to pander to female voters. Usually dresses sharply, speaks softly, maintains a smile at all times, and attemps to remain physically unanimated in speech.

Bill Clinton was a gynocrat.

by Eric October 28, 2003

Kevin McMahon

The biggest retard in the world. He has down syndrome to the max.

Kevin is t3h nubcake.

by Eric February 12, 2005

zamoti

From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:

1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.

NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.

Dude, I went to Tee-Jay's and there was zamoti all over my water glass!

by Eric July 11, 2004

graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."

I miss school. There said it.

by Eric March 06, 2005