jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 05, 2005

C.U.N.T.

Can't Understand Normal Thinking. See cunt.

You know why we call them cunts, it stands for "Can't Understand Normal Thinking"!

by Eric April 11, 2005

captain morgan

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!

by Eric January 07, 2005

Bruce Springsteen

Awesome classic rock singer. Born to Run is an American classic.

Dude Springsteen was cool but when he got the E Street Band he was cooler!

by Eric December 29, 2004

hungus

A "ball-hog". See kayne.

Simon is such a hungus. We never get the ball.

by Eric May 07, 2004

Stress Sack

A baggie full of fake or really bad weed sold to ignorant kids in the suburbs. When smoked, causes nothing but stress cuz you won't get blazed.

Don't give me that cheap stress sack, give me the real weed.

by Eric April 03, 2004