ERIC's definitions

d-beat

Short for Discharge beat. This extremely influential band created the insanely popular and infinitely mimicked d-beat, roughly tabbed below:
S:|--x---x---x---x-:||
K:|o--o-o--o--o-o--:||

It's meant to be played blazingly fast.

Meanwhile is a d-beat band.

by Eric April 14, 2005

Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 28, 2003

froken

past participle of "freak"

She was completely froken.

by Eric February 4, 2003

I'm Coming!

Phrase shouted at climax of sex.

I'm Comming!!

by Eric March 21, 2003

gored

1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.

1) Ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) AHHH IT'S AL GORE!! RUN AWAY Or BE GORED

by Eric January 23, 2004

Iliad

A place full of noisy computers which only about 50% work.

Stands for:
Independent
Learning
Information
And
Design

Dont get your phone out in here

by Eric February 11, 2005