EMD F59PHI's definitions
A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.
Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.
Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.
Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”
by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025
Get the Pedophile Vehiclemug. by EMD F59PHI August 14, 2024
Get the ( ̿ ▀̿‿ ▀̿ ̿).mug. The feeling of cautiously looking at something you're too nervous or unsure to fully confront. Typically used when you’re avoiding a cringe-worthy situation, trying to sneak a glance at something scandalous, or reacting to something awkward without fully committing to it
"Mark was acting all sneaky, then pulled up some crazy nasty porn on his phone and was like, 'You sure you wanna see this?' Totally 🫣."
by EMD F59PHI January 27, 2025
Get the 🫣mug. a website where people show off their private parts and doing NASTY sexual stuff. It also shows the Thomas and friends all engines go, a cartoon inappropriate for kids
on the subway to work, i saw a kid on his Ipad watching this shit show called "Thomas & friends all engines go" a horrible revival of the beloved classic show on pornhub.com and below the video i saw a woman fingering her vagina. and in my mind I'm like "Wow these kids can really watch trashy and inappropriate stuff on the web these days"
by EMD F59PHI November 15, 2024
Get the Pornhub.commug. 1. A small railroad car that was traditionally attached to the rear end of freight trains. It served several important functions, primarily providing a workspace and living quarters for the train crew, including the conductor and brakemen. a caboose typically featured windows for crew members to observe the train's condition and surroundings. It also had a small kitchen, tiny office and beds. In addition, the caboose played a crucial role in train safety: the crew would use it to monitor the train's integrity (and signal to the engineer if something was wrong. With the advent of more advanced technology, such as electronic monitoring systems and end-of-train devices, the use of cabooses has largely disappeared in modern railroading.
2. An informal and humorous slang for the buttocks or rear end of a person.
See: Arse, Ass, Ass-Cheeks, Batty, Back End, Back Porch, Bam-Bam, Bamsee, Behind, Booty, Bootylicious, Bottom, Bum-Bum, Butt, Buttocks, Buns, Cheeks, Cushions, Culo, Derrière, Fanny, Gluteus Maximus, Gluteal Region, Glutes, Heinie, Hips, Junk in the Trunk, Keister, Love Cushions, Lower Back, Nates, Patootie, Peach, Prat, Posterior, Padded Area, Rass, Rears, Rear Bumper, Rear End, Rump, Rumpus, Rusty Dusty, Seat, Sitzfleisch, Soft Spot, Stern, Tail, Tailbone Region, Tochus, Tush, Tushie, Upper Cheeks.
2. An informal and humorous slang for the buttocks or rear end of a person.
See: Arse, Ass, Ass-Cheeks, Batty, Back End, Back Porch, Bam-Bam, Bamsee, Behind, Booty, Bootylicious, Bottom, Bum-Bum, Butt, Buttocks, Buns, Cheeks, Cushions, Culo, Derrière, Fanny, Gluteus Maximus, Gluteal Region, Glutes, Heinie, Hips, Junk in the Trunk, Keister, Love Cushions, Lower Back, Nates, Patootie, Peach, Prat, Posterior, Padded Area, Rass, Rears, Rear Bumper, Rear End, Rump, Rumpus, Rusty Dusty, Seat, Sitzfleisch, Soft Spot, Stern, Tail, Tailbone Region, Tochus, Tush, Tushie, Upper Cheeks.
1. There is this place in Strasburg, Pennsylvania called “the red caboose motel at paradise station” where you can sleep in cabooses that were used in railroads back then. My friend sleep at a blue Conrail caboose. But I really wanted to sleep in a Penn Central caboose but they didn’t have one so I sleep in a Baltimore and Ohio railroad (B&O) caboose instead.
2. “That sexy thick black girl was shaking her caboose and it make me flirt”
2. “That sexy thick black girl was shaking her caboose and it make me flirt”
by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025
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by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024
Get the Steam locomotivemug. Is a new passenger trainset built for the North American market by French manufacturer Alstom. It is related to its French sister variant the SNCF TGV M. Amtrak order these sexy trainsets to replace the aging and pretty much bland first gen Acela trainsets. The new fleet will have train sets that each have 378 seats and 8 wheelchair locations for a total capacity of 386 passengers, allowing for 25% greater passenger capacity per train set. They have an active tilt system, dubbed Tiltronix that will allow higher speeds on curved portions of the corridor track at a maximum tilt angle of 6.3°. Their maximum speed is about 160-200MPH (depending on track structure and tilting). They are expected to enter their first service in late 2024
I saw that Amtrak is testing the new Avelia Liberty at metropark on the express tracks, because they look so goddamn cool that my Jamaican girl’s Pum Pum became so tight seeing them.
YOOOO!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BRAND NEW AVELIA LIBERTY TRAINSETS AT 30TH STREET YARD, THEY LOOK SO FRESH AS HELL, I CAN WAIT FOR THEM TO ENTER SERVICE, THOSE OLD ACELAS SUCKS ASS!!!!!
YOOOO!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BRAND NEW AVELIA LIBERTY TRAINSETS AT 30TH STREET YARD, THEY LOOK SO FRESH AS HELL, I CAN WAIT FOR THEM TO ENTER SERVICE, THOSE OLD ACELAS SUCKS ASS!!!!!
by EMD F59PHI August 22, 2024
Get the Avelia Libertymug.