E. Normus Johnson's definitions

vertical smile

A creative term for vagina or pussy.

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.

by E. Normus Johnson February 11, 2003

panhandle

A monstrous, unforgettable erection.

Looking at Cindy always gives me this major panhandle.

by E. Normus Johnson February 12, 2003

'sshole

Contracted form of asshole. Used to describe a stupid person or a jerk.

Pick up the wallet you dropped, 'sshole.

by E. Normus Johnson February 12, 2003