Definitions by E. Normus Johnson

panhandle 

A monstrous, unforgettable erection.

Looking at Cindy always gives me this major panhandle.

panhandle by E. Normus Johnson February 12, 2003

'sshole 

Contracted form of asshole. Used to describe a stupid person or a jerk.

Pick up the wallet you dropped, 'sshole.

'sshole by E. Normus Johnson February 12, 2003

vertical smile 

A creative term for vagina or pussy.

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.

vertical smile by E. Normus Johnson February 11, 2003