E-bag's definitions

Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

by E-bag December 23, 2009

Prick Update

when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.

Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)

After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.

Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.

by E-bag November 9, 2009

Pth

The sound you make when you spit hairs out of your mouth.

I forgot to shave my down stairs this morning so she was pth'ing the rest of the day.

by E-bag April 23, 2009

Over-Under Achiever

Someone who achieves the extra unecessary achievements, but does them in a half-ass fashion.

Patrick decided to be an Over-Under Achiever when he went the extra mile to do his extra credit, even though he already had a 103 percent in his english class. This project was done in a very UNorderly fashion. The rough draft write-up ended up having its title 'rough draft' erased and then replaced with 'Final Project'.

by E-bag March 29, 2010

Uglymia

Severe distortion of the facial tissue, resulting in the common norm of social unacceptability.

Wow... Jane is a very unattractive woman. Was she born that way, or was she stricken with an unfortunate case of Uglymia?

by E-bag March 28, 2010