Definitions by E-bag
No Shave November
men do not have to go to the trouble of shaving their downstairs this month(only november).
ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.
ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.
Some Bitch was taking my underwear off when all the sudden..Bam! A big bush jumps out, and nearly hits her in the face.
Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)
Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)
No Shave November by E-bag November 9, 2009
Prick Update
when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.
Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)
After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.
Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)
After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.
Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
Prick Update by E-bag November 9, 2009
Drizzling Delight
Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.
She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.
Drizzling Delight by E-bag April 19, 2009