Ilb

Instant Loss of Boner

It was evening time and I was hard as a rock because of the girls gone wild commercial that just came on, little did I know that I was about to expierience an Ilb. The large lump in my pants then proceeded to fade away as I recieved a nudey pic from Bailee, the 250 pound girl that seemed to have a freak crush on me.

by E-bag March 29, 2010

No Shave November

men do not have to go to the trouble of shaving their downstairs this month(only november).

ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.

Some Bitch was taking my underwear off when all the sudden..Bam! A big bush jumps out, and nearly hits her in the face.

Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)

by E-bag November 09, 2009

Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

by E-bag December 23, 2009

Pth

The sound you make when you spit hairs out of your mouth.

I forgot to shave my down stairs this morning so she was pth'ing the rest of the day.

by E-bag April 23, 2009

Uglymia

Severe distortion of the facial tissue, resulting in the common norm of social unacceptability.

Wow... Jane is a very unattractive woman. Was she born that way, or was she stricken with an unfortunate case of Uglymia?

by E-bag March 28, 2010