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Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.
Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.
by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024
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IWID

Acronym for “It’s What I Do”.

Scenario:
Wife asks husband to do some mundane task, such as taking out the trash. Husband has already taken out the trash. Wife thanks husband. Husband replies, “IWID” either saying each letter individually or sounded out as “eye wid”, mixing it up to further annoy his wife.

#IWID
Wife: Thank you for giving the kids a bath and putting them to bed so I could rest on the couch.

Husband: IWID
by E-Z.E. Longfelloo May 2, 2024
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