E hates Q's definitions

🫃

A truly versatile emoji.

1. Presumably the intended use - to depict a pregnant pre-op trans man.

2. Food baby - when you’ve eaten so much you’d swear you have a living being growing inside of you
3. A non sequitur. Particularly effective at annoying transphobes.

1. Did you hear? Mike got pregnant! 🫃
2. Man, that takeout got me like 🫃
3. fuck you, 🫃

by E hates Q July 3, 2023

Rowing the boat

Slang term for female masturbation. Male equivalent is beat your meat.

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!

by E hates Q February 14, 2021

I see France

Part of a schoolyard rhyme sung whenever some poor sod's underwear is exposed.

Sometimes shortened to either "I see London" or "I see France", or further shortened to the verbs "see London" or "see France".

Kid A, upon catching a glimpse of Kid B's underwear: "I see London, I see France, I see Kid B's underpants!"

by E hates Q July 12, 2021

CRT

A television type that everyone wants but nobody makes.

Bob: Hmm... I'll go look for a Trinitron CRT for my XBOX...ho ho holy shit! $200 on eBaY? Why don't they make these things anymore?

by E hates Q December 28, 2020

Ford F-450

A large pickup truck brought by men with penis size insecurities, flat-chested women, or people who need to tow shit. A common sight in places where people wear cowboy hats to the grocery store.

Mr. T. Weenie and Mrs. Flat, who live down the street, own a Ford F-450.

by E hates Q August 12, 2019

Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

by E hates Q July 18, 2023

OpenBSD

A BSD variant, used by either people who want their "file" server to be Fort Knox, or people who are too much of a hipster to use Slackware.

This OS isn't the last level of OS hipsterism, though. That would probably be NetBSD or Funtoo.

OpenBSD user in his natural habitat:

KingOfFuckingHipsters: I use OpenBSD, bow down Arch user!

(QueenOfFuckingHipsters has entered the chat)

QueenOfFuckingHipsters: Funtoo represent

(KingOfFuckingHipsters has left the chat)

by E hates Q June 29, 2021