Definitions by E hates Q

Arkhamization 

The process by which a subreddit becomes utterly insane and filled with shitposts to try and survive a real or perceived content drought, as famously demonstrated on r/BatmanArkham. Other subreddits which have undergone this include r/Deltarune and r/tf2. Some people will try to force this on a subreddit during a content drought, no matter how brief it actually is, because haha is he stupid = funny

David: r/Deltarune is undergoing Arkhamization. I guess nowhere is sacred.

Arkhamization by E hates Q May 31, 2024

Shit-lent Green 

Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.

Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?

Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!

Shit-lent Green by E hates Q January 8, 2024

Hard boiled egg 

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

Hard boiled egg by E hates Q July 18, 2023

🫃 

A truly versatile emoji.

1. Presumably the intended use - to depict a pregnant pre-op trans man.

2. Food baby - when you’ve eaten so much you’d swear you have a living being growing inside of you
3. A non sequitur. Particularly effective at annoying transphobes.

1. Did you hear? Mike got pregnant! 🫃
2. Man, that takeout got me like 🫃
3. fuck you, 🫃

🫃 by E hates Q July 3, 2023

Rotten egg 

A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.

Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.

Rotten egg by E hates Q May 23, 2023

Hearts Of Iron 4 

A WW2-themed grand strategy game by Paradox Interactive. It’ll eat your life away.

Bob: David has been in his room for 9 hours, the fuck has he been doing?
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.

Hearts Of Iron 4 by E hates Q May 3, 2023

I fell on it 

The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.

Bob: “I fell on it” again?

Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?

I fell on it by E hates Q April 25, 2023