Neglecting to zip up your trousers.
Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.
Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.
Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)
by E hates Q January 18, 2022
The name of a fictional male child when describing a scenario, not dissimilarly used to the names Alice and Bob.
Alice: So, when dolphins give birth, they come out swimming, and the first thing the mother does is teach the child how to breathe.
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”
by E hates Q August 13, 2022
A game played on Minecraft and ROBLOX where the goal is to dig holes for scrubs to fall in and be eliminated. Very popular during the mid-2010s, and somehow the most fun thing that is humanly possible.
by E hates Q September 29, 2018
Yes, my dad's a gun nut. Yes, we could have spent that money on more useful things. Damn those gun nuts.
by E hates Q January 11, 2020
An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.
Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
by E hates Q August 14, 2022
A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
by E hates Q September 12, 2021
A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
by E hates Q May 05, 2020