E hates Q's definitions

Chloe

Your rich ex girlfriend who is always the first to mock you at school when you dun goof.

Mike: Goddammit, Chloe's approaching. And I have gravy on my shirt.
Xavier: Ay, didn't she leave you for a 19 year old in jail?

by E hates Q February 24, 2020

Transformation

A fetish concerning the changing of a being (human or otherwise) into something different, such as an animal or a car. People with this fetish get turned on by pornography revolving around said behaviours.

Bob: I found FurAffinity in your browser history, Jim. I never knew you were into transformation porn...
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!

by E hates Q July 27, 2019

aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj

What you say before disintegrating into pixels.

Tom Scott screamed "Aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj!" upon realizing that, through him saying "Xnopyt" he banished himself to his home dimension.

by E hates Q August 30, 2021

I see France

Part of a schoolyard rhyme sung whenever some poor sod's underwear is exposed.

Sometimes shortened to either "I see London" or "I see France", or further shortened to the verbs "see London" or "see France".

Kid A, upon catching a glimpse of Kid B's underwear: "I see London, I see France, I see Kid B's underpants!"

by E hates Q July 12, 2021

Ford F-450

A large pickup truck brought by men with penis size insecurities, flat-chested women, or people who need to tow shit. A common sight in places where people wear cowboy hats to the grocery store.

Mr. T. Weenie and Mrs. Flat, who live down the street, own a Ford F-450.

by E hates Q August 12, 2019

Roblox

A game platform where kids like complaining about the current year and saying that the year they joined was the best for the platform.

2007: Roblox in 2006 was better
2008: Roblox in 2007 was better
2010: Roblox in 2008 was better
2012: Roblox in 2010 was better
2015: Roblox in 2012 was better
2017: Roblox in 2015 was better
2019: Roblox in 2017 was better
2021: Roblox in 2019 was better

by E hates Q April 22, 2021

Mexican Sugar Dancing

You were told not to search this up, admit it. Reverse psychology is very effective.

The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.

Don’t say they didn’t warn you.

Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing…
David: Man, that is low even for you!

by E hates Q January 12, 2022