E hates Q's definitions

London Underground

A metro system in the southeast of England that connects the suburbs to London's core. Smells like Burger King, piss, sweat and probably your mom.

Ah yes, the London Underground. Still smells of piss and burgers.

by E hates Q January 17, 2020

I fell on it

The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.

Bob: “I fell on it” again?

Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?

by E hates Q April 25, 2023

Transformation

A fetish concerning the changing of a being (human or otherwise) into something different, such as an animal or a car. People with this fetish get turned on by pornography revolving around said behaviours.

Bob: I found FurAffinity in your browser history, Jim. I never knew you were into transformation porn...
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!

by E hates Q July 27, 2019

Flying without a licence

Neglecting to zip up your trousers.

Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.

Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)

by E hates Q January 17, 2022

Chloe

Your rich ex girlfriend who is always the first to mock you at school when you dun goof.

Mike: Goddammit, Chloe's approaching. And I have gravy on my shirt.
Xavier: Ay, didn't she leave you for a 19 year old in jail?

by E hates Q February 24, 2020

I see France

Part of a schoolyard rhyme sung whenever some poor sod's underwear is exposed.

Sometimes shortened to either "I see London" or "I see France", or further shortened to the verbs "see London" or "see France".

Kid A, upon catching a glimpse of Kid B's underwear: "I see London, I see France, I see Kid B's underpants!"

by E hates Q July 12, 2021

CRT

A television type that everyone wants but nobody makes.

Bob: Hmm... I'll go look for a Trinitron CRT for my XBOX...ho ho holy shit! $200 on eBaY? Why don't they make these things anymore?

by E hates Q December 28, 2020