E hates Q's definitions

D-Bomb

The word "damn". Used to refer to said profanity without saying it yourself and thereby offending geriartric ears.

Larry: "Jimmy got a detention after dropping the D-Bomb in Art class..."
Linda: "The teachers can't even handle 'damn'? What a bunch of pussies!"

by E hates Q January 17, 2021

Class of 2027

12 year olds who spend all their time making Tik-toks and unironically saying Wholesome 100. They are also probably either Fortnite kids or treat r/fuckepic as the bible.

I have a bunch of Class of 2027 kids on my bus. A bunch of them held up the bus because they thought making a Tik-Tok while I was trying to get on was a good idea. Fucking numnuts.

by E hates Q January 11, 2020

Roblox

A game platform where kids like complaining about the current year and saying that the year they joined was the best for the platform.

2007: Roblox in 2006 was better
2008: Roblox in 2007 was better
2010: Roblox in 2008 was better
2012: Roblox in 2010 was better
2015: Roblox in 2012 was better
2017: Roblox in 2015 was better
2019: Roblox in 2017 was better
2021: Roblox in 2019 was better

by E hates Q April 22, 2021

Kali Linux

Was created as a Debian fork specifically intended to make penetration testing on the “Universal Operating System” have a simpler setup process. You just plug and play. BlackArch and Pentoo would be comparable distributions.

Nowadays the butt of many jokes among the Linux community as its users are often seen as script kiddies. r/KaliLinux is filled with demonstrations of what happens when you make an absolute beginner the sysadmin of what’s essentially just Debian Unstable (hint: nothing good for them, but funny for us).

Xayden: IM GONNA HACK YOUR ROUTER! I USE KALI LINUX AND IM THE GOD OF HACKING!
Bob: Ethical hacking is how I pay the bills. I use Pentoo consistently for purposes that aren’t running 10000 different Wine applications - I.e. finding any security holes that some kid using Kali would try to exploit and stopping idiots trying to hack my clients. Please, take a look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why you even installed Kali.

by E hates Q April 17, 2022

Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

by E hates Q July 18, 2023

Updog

A dog superhero whose superpower is trolling people with henways. Oh, and he tackles criminals like Joe and Candice I suppose.

Guy: How are you gonna rob me with Updog behind you?
Robber: What's updog?
Updog: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Robber: crap

by E hates Q September 20, 2021

🫃

A truly versatile emoji.

1. Presumably the intended use - to depict a pregnant pre-op trans man.

2. Food baby - when you’ve eaten so much you’d swear you have a living being growing inside of you
3. A non sequitur. Particularly effective at annoying transphobes.

1. Did you hear? Mike got pregnant! 🫃
2. Man, that takeout got me like 🫃
3. fuck you, 🫃

by E hates Q July 3, 2023