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SUV

A vehicle driven by Karens who think that because their parents drove a minivan it's automatically uncool to drive one.

They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.
2000: I'm not going to drive a minivan, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
2020: I'm not going to drive a SUV, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
by E hates Q September 22, 2019
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OpenBSD

A BSD variant, used by either people who want their "file" server to be Fort Knox, or people who are too much of a hipster to use Slackware.

This OS isn't the last level of OS hipsterism, though. That would probably be NetBSD or Funtoo.
OpenBSD user in his natural habitat:

KingOfFuckingHipsters: I use OpenBSD, bow down Arch user!

(QueenOfFuckingHipsters has entered the chat)

QueenOfFuckingHipsters: Funtoo represent

(KingOfFuckingHipsters has left the chat)
by E hates Q June 29, 2021
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Reggie

What your name legally changes to if you open that email with the subject line "STINKY CHEESE".
"Never open that email. Getting your name changed back from Reggie is complicated as balls. Plus the prank long distance calls have made me broke."
by E hates Q April 28, 2021
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Setup

The part of a joke before the punchline. Is just as important as the punchline.
"Ooh! I got a good one! Why did the Emperor cross the road?"

Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."
by E hates Q February 9, 2021
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Gender Studies

A branch of sociology offered by many universities as a separate degree.

More socially conservative individuals tend to decry Gender Studies as a useless compared to something like a STEM degree, even though most degrees that can be obtained in a university don't directly lead to anything on their own - there probably isn't a single job that asks specifically for an Art History degree in the application, for instance, but you still see many graduates of that subject comfortably entering the workforce.

Like most liberal arts, the subject is mainly written, so many who take this subject actually end up going to law school.

If an employer that said "any degree applicable" on the application rejects you on the grounds of your degree being in Gender Studies, you probably wouldn't end up liking working for them anyways.

Also, men are welcome. It's not a bunch of feminist straw-women in a lecture hall all the time.
Alice: I'm taking Gender Studies as I find the subject interesting, and I want to attend law school at postgraduate level.
Bob: Useless, it doesn't land you a job 0.1 seconds after completing it!
Alice: It's been 2 years since you got that Literature degree and you're still in Gramps' basement.
by E hates Q July 26, 2022
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Hearts Of Iron 4

A WW2-themed grand strategy game by Paradox Interactive. It’ll eat your life away.
Bob: David has been in his room for 9 hours, the fuck has he been doing?
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.
by E hates Q May 3, 2023
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Son of a bitch

1. A common "yo mama" insult. Obviously, it implies that one's mother is a bitch. Either definition (be it "female dog" or "POS woman") is equally insulting in the context of this phrase.

2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".
1:
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.

2:

Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.
by E hates Q September 9, 2021
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