Definitions by E - FUMBLER

perfornication 

The act of fornication as captured on film .

Wow - That was some porn movie ! .

Yep - perfornication personified ! .

perfornication by E - FUMBLER January 10, 2009

resolution rash 

Prompted by an outbreak of resolution rush !

Look there are no smokers hanging out
around the staff entrance today ! .

Yep - Sure sign of an outbreak of annual
resolution rash ! .

resolution rash by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009

ping pong merrily on high ??? .

Constrained on a long haul economy flight ,
and forced to endure a non-descript table
tennis match , or some other equally dire
tripe , on the plane,s,overhead DVD screens , as a form of so called
" entertainment "

Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- ping pong merrily on high ??? .

ping pong merrily on high ??? . by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009

insuffer8able  

Being forced to view regurgitated trash -
( subsequently digitally remastered onto DVD - such as old Super8 film ) as a form of so called " entertainment " !!!! .

What in heaven,s name do you call all this
fucking crap man ? - Dis is insuffer8able !.

insuffer8able by E - FUMBLER January 2, 2009

xcruci8ting 

Prim and proper Film or Pop star faced
with revealing " Soft Porn " images from a dim and distant past - sometimes captured
on old Super8 format ! .

Wow - Is that really Miss Goody Two Shoes !
Yep - Sure is ! .
How xcruci8ting !
Bet she,s squirming now !

xcruci8ting by E - FUMBLER January 2, 2009

new years peeve 

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !

Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .

new years peeve by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

New Years peeve 

Anything related to irksome New Year
celebratory antics .

Look the fountains all been boarded up !.
Yep - Thats a real New Years peeve ! .

New Years peeve by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009