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pornutopia

An idealised world inhabited only

by porn freaks .
The top shelf of the magazine shop is

where pornutopia is located .
by E - FUMBLER January 11, 2009
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gurk

The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .
I am a computer gurk .
by E - FUMBLER October 10, 2008
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Barack Atax

When the newly elected President ,
let down by the Tax irregularities of Public Officials about to be nominated to his Cabinet Team , cuts out all the usual
waffle and procrastinating by declaring
unilaterally ;
" I take full responsibility -
It happened on my watch ! ! ! " .

THE END !!! .

Oh Dear - That means all the White House

Press Staff could soon be out of a job

then ! .
IRS Irregularities ???? .

Better watch out - Otherwise you could be

in the firing line of a Barack Atax ! ! .
by E - FUMBLER February 4, 2009
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insuffer8able

Being forced to view regurgitated trash -
( subsequently digitally remastered onto DVD - such as old Super8 film ) as a form of so called " entertainment " !!!! .
What in heaven,s name do you call all this
fucking crap man ? - Dis is insuffer8able !.
by E - FUMBLER January 2, 2009
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xcruci8ting

Prim and proper Film or Pop star faced
with revealing " Soft Porn " images from a dim and distant past - sometimes captured
on old Super8 format ! .
Wow - Is that really Miss Goody Two Shoes !
Yep - Sure is ! .
How xcruci8ting !
Bet she,s squirming now !
by E - FUMBLER January 2, 2009
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intoxifuckated

The feeling of dread you still sense when drowning your sorrows in hard liquor , still does,nt erase the pain of the awful realization that your investment
shares have been rendered worthless , by a
mountain of toxic debt .
I feel totally intoxifuckated - these shares are,nt worth the Goddam paper there
printed on ! .
by E - FUMBLER March 23, 2009
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perfornication

The act of fornication as captured on film .
Wow - That was some porn movie ! .

Yep - perfornication personified ! .
by E - FUMBLER January 10, 2009
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