DysFunK Smith's definitions

Pito

Refers to the penis in general.

Check out the hottie chica over there holmes! Mi pito esta saltando!

by DysFunK Smith August 16, 2011

crosswired

When you do uppers and downers at the same time, particularly meth and marijuana, but can typically refer to energy drinks as well.

I rolled a bowl and smoked a jank the other day and got crosswired as hell.

by DysFunK Smith February 21, 2010