Definitions by Dylan684

American Midol 

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.

Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex

American Midol by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

Grenade Filter 

The small plastic filter inserted by the manufacturer at the mouth of a bottle of liquor, designed to slow the flow of alcohol when pouring a drink, ultimately to prevent unwanted drunken sex with an extremely ugly, fat, or hairy female.

Jimmy, leave the grenade filter on the Jose Cuervo, this house party is full of fatties and double baggers

Grenade Filter by Dylan684 August 9, 2010