Colonavirusing

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus
John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing
by Dylan684 March 13, 2020
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Lolapaloser

Someone who uses "lol" at both the beginning and the end of a sentence in a text message, or some other form of modern technologically advanced communication.
(facbook chat log)

John: ey girl, i saw your boobs at willy's kegger last night

Sally: lol i know it was such a crazy party lol

John: um okay lolapaloser
by Dylan684 September 07, 2010
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