Dylan Sharp's definitions

lagative

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

by Dylan Sharp November 13, 2007

Untie The Knot

To get a divorce, thus reversing the bonds of marriage

Jason and Lucy were only married for four months before they decided to untie the knot.

by Dylan Sharp May 11, 2008

Stoggsworth

About or equivalent to the average time it takes to smoke one cigarette.

Devon:"Can you go to the liquor store on the corner and get me a box of tampons?"
Dylan:"For sure, I'll be back in a stoggsworth."

by Dylan Sharp May 18, 2008