Dyl Ketz's definitions

slippery billy goat

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,

Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.

Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014