Definitions by Dyke and ike

natural aristocrat 

An alcoholic beverage created by combining a fine cognac with natural light

I love drinking natural aristocrats, because im rich and really trashy.

natural aristocrat by Dyke and ike July 8, 2014

suffobate 

Suffobate- the act of strangling yourself while masturbating.

Everytime I suffobate, I pass out and my mom has to shake me until I wake up.

suffobate by Dyke and ike March 8, 2014

Wisconsin Floorbuffer 

When you sit a girl down in a pile of shit and then make her give you head while you spin her around

I sat that girl down in a pile of shit and made her do a Wisconsin Floorbuffer

Wisconsin Floorbuffer by Dyke and ike November 1, 2008