Dutch's definitions

card shark

A person who is very good at playin cards; like poker, blackjack, etc. Many times they hustle you.

Yo, that mofucker over there is one bad card shark, dude.

by Dutch July 10, 2003

dood

The superior way to spell "dude."

J: Yo dood did you do the math homework?
Steve: Hell no.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

SAT

A waste of time test that instills fear and panic in many worthless teenagers. Those who give a shit not about this quizzical test are the ones to look out for, they should be boned frequently.

Fuck the SATs I just wanna grow up and be a travel bum anyway.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

chin2.mpeg

Chin2.mpeg has changed the lives of many. Friends of mine have been enlightened after I exposed them to the chin2 fella's. It is a great video of two asian young men (could possibly be in the early phases of being gaysians) singing and dancing to a popular asian song called "Jung Hwa Ban Jum." It's about a chinese restaurant but its in Korean or something. Search google to download it, you will not regret it!

I showed Cait chin2.mpeg and she appreciated the fact it comprised of two half-naked, young Korean boys making asses out of themselves.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

cherry swirl

Where a man punches his partner in the nose, causing blood to drip down the face. Then he ejaculates on the bloody area and swirls his penis in the mixture of blood and semen, creating the look of something with a 'cherry swirl.'

Fred Engrim cherry swirled a mongoloid last week.

by Dutch May 1, 2003

maul

In rugby when at least one player from each team binds onto the player with the ball when he/she's standing. They each try and drive that person in the opposite direction. This usually results in a ruck or scrum-down.

That was a nasty maul, my shirt was pulled all different ways.

by Dutch September 3, 2004

Full-Bodied Semen

see: Full-Bodied Seaman.

You see the bitch? She wants to execute a full-bodied seaman on me. But she's too rank.

by Dutch May 3, 2003