Often mistaken for the more popular cousin term, ‘Smegma’, this term is used to describe the amalgamated residue (consisting mainly of semen, sweat, bacteria, and urine) of an obese uncircumcised man’s foreskin which has heated up so intensely that the smegma liquifies. The cause of the heat is from his absurdly gross obesity placing core-of-the-Earth level pressure on his genital area.
“Nurse? Nurse! Code Blue. I need a bigger mop for this absurdly obese patient’s smagma leak... No, not smegma, I said SMAGMA. This is the real deal.”
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“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”
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“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”
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“I used to be alive.. but then I read a book about Dihilism and now I can finally be free from the ball and chain of caring and living.”
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“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*
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