Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.
by Dump truck January 06, 2017
When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.
My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.
by Dump truck November 04, 2016
Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
by Dump truck January 02, 2017
When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.
by Dump truck December 08, 2016
I'm obsessed with eating pussy, that makes me a vagitarian.
by Dump truck January 22, 2017
Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
by Dump truck January 24, 2017
by Dump truck January 29, 2017