Definitions by Dump truck

Pee-knuckle 

A very small penis.

I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.

Pee-knuckle by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Ride that magic carpet 

Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.

Ride that magic carpet by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

Tea crumpet by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Whisker burn 

A rash one gets from having sex with a female that had shaved roughly 12 to 48 hours ago.

I knew that I was going to get whisker burn from eating her out, but I did it anyway.

Whisker burn by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Toadie 

A girl who socks dick like a bullfrog swallowing a fly.

Every guy dreams of getting head from a toadie.

Toadie by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Japanese snow blower 

When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.

My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.

Japanese snow blower by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Mizel 

That guy down the street who isn't married and washes his car on his front lawn every Saturday morning in his work boots, extra short cut off jean shorts and no shirt, with a big beer gut and a bad mullet and an extra hairy back.

Jen: Have you seen that Mizel down the street?
Emily: Yeah he totally gives me the creeps...
Jen: But kind of in a good way?
Emily: Yeah I'd let him butter my muffin...
Jen: I'd give him a blumpkin
Emily: Oooo, you're a dirty slut when it comes to Mizels

Mizel by Dump Truck October 21, 2007