Japanese snow blower

When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.

My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.

by Dump truck November 05, 2016

Vagitarian

One who solely eats pussy and doesn't have anything to do with cock. May be either male or female.

I'm obsessed with eating pussy, that makes me a vagitarian.

by Dump truck January 22, 2017

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Mizel

That guy down the street who isn't married and washes his car on his front lawn every Saturday morning in his work boots, extra short cut off jean shorts and no shirt, with a big beer gut and a bad mullet and an extra hairy back.

Jen: Have you seen that Mizel down the street?
Emily: Yeah he totally gives me the creeps...
Jen: But kind of in a good way?
Emily: Yeah I'd let him butter my muffin...
Jen: I'd give him a blumpkin
Emily: Oooo, you're a dirty slut when it comes to Mizels

by Dump Truck October 05, 2007

Portabenis

An oddly shaped penis where the head is much larger than the shift.

The hooked just had to try to get that portabenis inside her.

by Dump truck November 04, 2016

Flamethrower

Bouncer at a gay bar.

Did you see how far the flamethrower threw that dude?

by Dump truck November 20, 2016

Sasquatch crotch

The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.

The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016