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Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
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Get the Milkshake shot mug.The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.
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Get the Vagitarian mug.When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.
My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......
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