Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 04, 2017

Mangerines

Testicles

She was so mad at me she tried to kick me in me mangerines.

by Dump truck November 04, 2016

Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 09, 2016

Nebraska No-No

Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.

No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.

by Dump truck January 06, 2017

Nigganame

Complete misuse of the English language to give a name to a poor soul that must now muddle through life with a complex.

Nigganame: Sha' niqua, Yolanda, Mustafa, LaTrell, etc.

by Dump truck December 25, 2016

Humpknuckle

An extremely short penis

How do you expect to please anybody with that humpknuckle?

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Sleeving up

Attempting to stick your entire arm inside a vagina.

I'm gonna make this bitch squirt on my face by sleeving up!!!

by Dump truck January 29, 2017