Dump Truck's definitions

Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Flamethrower

Bouncer at a gay bar.

Did you see how far the flamethrower threw that dude?

by Dump truck November 20, 2016

Sleeving up

Attempting to stick your entire arm inside a vagina.

I'm gonna make this bitch squirt on my face by sleeving up!!!

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Pubic gravity

The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.

I know that I've got the hots for that fine ass bitch at work, maybe it's pubic gravity......

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

Cuddly bunny cumshot

When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.

My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......

by Dump truck January 6, 2017

Vagitarian

One who solely eats pussy and doesn't have anything to do with cock. May be either male or female.

I'm obsessed with eating pussy, that makes me a vagitarian.

by Dump truck January 22, 2017

Milkshake shot

Sexual act where the male ejaculates into a shot glass and the female drinks it.

Hey baby, I've got a milkshake shot for you.....

by Dump truck January 24, 2017