42 definitions by Dump Truck
When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.
by Dump Truck December 9, 2016
Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
by Dump Truck January 30, 2017
by Dump Truck January 3, 2017
Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.
by Dump Truck November 5, 2016
Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.
by Dump Truck December 23, 2016
Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
by Dump Truck January 3, 2017
When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
by Dump Truck January 4, 2017