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Detroit detention

The act of hog-tying a female in bondage, usually over an exercise ball with her ass in the air, ball-gagging her, and spanking her while telling her how worthless she is until her will to fight is broken and she tickles all over the place.
If you talk to me like that again I'm going to give you Detroit detention!
by Dump truck December 6, 2016
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Ride that magic carpet

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
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Trumpetiquette

Politically incorrectness.
It's about time Americans stopped sugar-coating everything and learn Trumpetiquette.
by Dump truck November 9, 2016
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Portabenis

An oddly shaped penis where the head is much larger than the shift.
The hooked just had to try to get that portabenis inside her.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
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Colombian inquisition

A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.
The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.
by Dump truck November 29, 2016
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Japanese snow blower

When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.
My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.
by Dump truck November 4, 2016
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Nebraska No-No

Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.
No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.
by Dump truck January 6, 2017
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