Definitions by Duece79

ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy) 

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.

The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).

ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy) by Duece79 September 2, 2016

Crap Trapped 

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.

(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."

Crap Trapped by Duece79 September 2, 2016

Yellping 

Yell typing. Pounding on the keyboard extra hard because your yelling what you're typing. Not to be confused with Yelping, searching for restaurants on Yelp.

Damn, she must be mad at whoever she's writing to. I can hear her yellping from all the way over here.

Yellping by Duece79 August 21, 2016