Roping the Pig

The act of sitting a fat girl's chest and jerking off, trying to get long ropes of cum to encircle the girl's face. Not to be confused with roping the rat, where the act is the same, but with a very skinny girl.
Man 1: So what ever happened with you and that fat girl from the bar? Man 2: We went back to her place, banged for a big, then I sat on her tits and started roping the pig.
by Duece79 September 19, 2018
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in good shape

What is said to you if you are either too old to be hot, or just plain not attractive.
Friend #1: Hey man, you see that girl I was with at the bar on Friday? Not bad, right? Friend #2: Dude, not hot. Friend #1: Well, she was in good shape. Friend #2: Agree, she was in good shape.
by Duece79 November 06, 2017
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Houdini eyes

The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.
This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.
by Duece79 May 11, 2018
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