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Whatacock 

1. The sentenced uttered by female acting on natural instincts when exposed to an enormous male cock.

2. A compliment or praise by the opposite gender

3. An expression of amazement, and happiness.
- Can you please show it to me?

- Yeah, sure.
- Dang, whatacock that is.
Whatacock by Fuckeryaround July 15, 2020
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wholecock 

An informal unit of measurement between approximately four to six inches in length, similar to a cunthair but having a greater degree of freedom, based on the average penis size of men which is most likely being denied in your vicinity as you read this.
The curtain rod she bought was too short to fit in the living room window, it was off by basically a wholecock.
wholecock by Flynt P. Ennis August 7, 2020

Whokalockey 

Shut your mouth and stop talking that whokalockey.
Whokalockey by JessNY1 December 29, 2007

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026