Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 08, 2019

team kill

When you and 2 or more team mates gang up on a single enemy player and kill his ass

WOOOOO we just team killed dat bitch!

by Dubiks May 01, 2019

Santa

An old white guy who supports wealth inequality.

Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?

by Dubiks December 07, 2018

Santa

A person who is somehow able to deliver presents to all seven billion people in one night.

So how does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night? Is it magic? Is his sleigh rocket powered? Or maybe... he DOESNT EXIST!!!

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

penis

A man's antenna.

The guys penis began to signal his attraction towards another woman

by Dubiks August 13, 2018

OTMB

A bunch of Vancouver pussies that fight little kids and claim to do drugs.

“You speakin on da OTMB?!”

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Security

That which usually decreases the progression of humanity as it usually prevents people from making a positive impact on the world around them.

Security is the enemy of progress.

by Dubiks February 10, 2019