privacy

A thing that doesn't exist anymore.
The government is always trying to find new ways to invade our privacy to the point where it is impossible to not be watched.
by Dubiks October 29, 2018
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ho ho ho

Santa's orgasm
Santa yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.
by Dubiks December 07, 2018
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dreams

What 95% of will never come true
Dreams most likely will never come true because life is a bitch like that
by Dubiks March 20, 2019
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team killed

When a group 2 or more enemy players kill you while you're by yourself
Damnit! I got fucking team killed!
by Dubiks April 30, 2019
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incest

1. When you fuck someone who is related to you
2. What white-trash rednecks often do in their free time because no other woman wants to date them
3. A, for some reason, popular type of cartoon porn among hentai sites
4. What the Oedipus complex is based on
5. An illegal act that could lend you to 10+ years in jail, so be careful
6. What you technically commit every time you have sex, if you consider your 1000th cousin your relative
7. The reason we are alive today. Think about it, if the first bacteria family from 3 billion years ago didn't fuck each other then we wouldn't be here today
*example of incest*
I just fucked my 69th cousin
by Dubiks May 19, 2019
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couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life
by Dubiks December 31, 2018
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cock

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
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