2 definitions by Dub Ard
To totally own (or pwn) something or someone but implies ejaculating all over them afterwords.
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.
Can be used as a noun: Merkage
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.
Can be used as a noun: Merkage
Swimmer 1: Oh total merkage! I just destroyed you!
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!
Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.
Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag!
Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy with words.
Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.
by Dub Ard September 9, 2009
The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone.
Is referred to as a person/pet.
Is referred to as a person/pet.
Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin?
Man 2: Uhhhh sure
Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2)
Man 2: Douche
Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin.
Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox.
Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)
Man 2: Uhhhh sure
Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2)
Man 2: Douche
Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin.
Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox.
Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)
by Dub Ard September 10, 2009