Definitions by Dry Scone Cone

Sheriff of town nowhere 

A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.

Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.

Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me

what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.

Sheriff of town nowhere by Dry Scone Cone April 1, 2024

Durinkurking 

To rain VERY hard (storm weather)

Damn its raining really hard outside today!
You mean its Durinkurking really hard outside?

Durinkurking by Dry Scone Cone November 3, 2021

Doormes 

Some British way of saying two or more doors that open with a time lock these can be found in SCP: Secret Laboratory

D-boi: The Nerd just opened LCZs Doormes.
D-boi with a gun: Hold up imma shoot his ass!

Doormes by Dry Scone Cone July 4, 2021