Definitions by Drunk Anonymous

Shazzlick 

Unable to make full sentences or sense.

Donna is so shazzlick after 6 drinks.

Shazzlick by Drunk Anonymous March 2, 2019

Homocurious

When one is heterosexual but is curious about other genders.

“I really like my girlfriend, but I’m homocurious about that guy over there.”

Homocurious by Drunk Anonymous January 17, 2019

Homeponent 

Components of homosexuality.

“How many homeponents would you say you require to be a homosexual?”

Homeponent by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

Competencentracion 

(Com-pe-ten-sen-traction)
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.

“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”

Competencentracion by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

Puzzle Juice 

Alcohol you drink when you’re doing a puzzle.

“I’ll be back in a minute I’m just gonna go get some puzzle juice”

Puzzle Juice by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

swearworthy 

When something is worthy of swearing.

“Fucking PayPal!”
“That’s not swearworthy”

swearworthy by Drunk Anonymous September 15, 2018

transthing 

Nothing that is in the transition of being something. Or vice versa. It’s a kind of magic (Freddie Mercury)

The thing transthinged into the thing.

transthing by Drunk Anonymous January 20, 2018