Definitions by Drex the Schizo

dick ditch 

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

dick ditch by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007

flange maggot

A man who grovels round the flange in the usually misguided hope that by prostrating himself he may be able to crawl his way into the dick ditch.
Usually a male feminist, see also mangina, who is prepared to sell out his own gender in order to obtain female approval.
Usually found sniffing round the ex's of higher sexual predators..

"Fuck me, that Martin creep is a right flange maggot.."

flange maggot by Drex the Schizo November 15, 2007