Definitions by Dray’s Dictionary

Schmidt

An euphemism for "sh*t"

"My dog smells like Schmidt!"

Schmidt by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Pregnant 

When a phone autocorrects Pringles

Real text: "I will go grab some Pringles"
Autocorrect: "I will go grab some pregnant"

Pregnant by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Smoke detector 

An indicator that you are a bad cook

Don't burn your bacon or you will hear the smoke detector

Smoke detector by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019