Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Respecting Opinions

A thing that people on Youtubers have no idea how to do because they are huge crybabies who can’t understand that not everyone has to have the same opinion and swear at you and give you death threats all because you have different opinions than them.

Hypersensitive Person: “Respecting opinions? I have no idea how to do that because I am a crybaby who bullies others for having different tastes than me!”

by Dray’s Dictionary November 3, 2019

Constant F-Bomber

These are people who think that it would kill them to go 2 seconds without saying the f word. They think that it’s cool and fancy to use the f word every two seconds, but they are actually super annoying idiots that have no life. Most of these types of people are aged from 12-18.

Person: What did you have for breakfast?
Constant F-Bomber: I f—ing had a f—ing bowl of f—ing cheerios for f—ing breakfast. What the f— did you have?
Me: SAY THE F WORD AGAIN AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU, CHOP YOUR LIMBS OFF, AND BUST OPEN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 28, 2020

TGIF

Thank God I Farted

Classmate: Ew, did you fart? I smell that!
Me: Haha TGIF!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 8, 2020

Jerktonium

An element that makes people act like jerks.

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021

Schmidt

An euphemism for "sh*t"

"My dog smells like Schmidt!"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Trap Music

Pure agony and torture in the form of music.

Friend: Trap music is the best music genre and it is way better than classic rock!
Me: Go away you dumb piece of s**t!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021