I Knew It

What to yell out when something you were hoping didn’t happen that you were expecting to happen did end up happening.

Me leaving my friend’s house: I feel like I forgot something.
Me: *Sees my phone is not in my bag*.
Me: I KNEW IT!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary February 22, 2021

Trap Music

Pure agony and torture in the form of music.

Friend: Trap music is the best music genre and it is way better than classic rock!
Me: Go away you dumb piece of s**t!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

Fortnite Hatebase

The most purely cancerous hatebase ever! They make death threats to you for even mentioning fortnite! They don’t understand that it’s okay that not everyone has to have the same opinion and they are cancer mixed with aids.

Person A: I like fortnite.
Person B: I hope you f—ing die from cancer and aids and then burns in the fiery pits, you motherf—ing a—hole!
Person C: OMG IT’S JUST AN OPINION! CAN YOU JUST DRINK BLEACH AND DIE PERSON B! GOD, I HATE THE FORTNITE HATEBASE!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 31, 2019

HAND

An acronym for “have a nice day”.

Student: HAND Mr. Daniels.
Mr. Daniels: You too. Goodbye.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 15, 2020

Fallen angel

A person that used to be nice and became a bad person. Miley Cyrus is an example of a fallen angel.

Girl #1: My boyfriend loved me when we first met and took good care of me, but now he yells at me and starts fights five times daily!

Girl #2: Tell your boyfriend that he’s a fallen angel.

by Dray’s Dictionary March 03, 2021

Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 08, 2020

TGIF

Thank God I Farted

Classmate: Ew, did you fart? I smell that!
Me: Haha TGIF!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 08, 2020