Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

Twenteen

The real way to say the number 12. It’s not “Twelve”. If you have a high enough intelligence, you’ll come to realize that it’s actually “Twenteen”

Person A: How old are you?
Person B: I’m twelve.
Person A: What kind of number is that?
Person B: Uh.. it’s just a one and a two together.
Person A: That’s pronounced “Twenteen”. I don’t know what language you got that number from, but it’s not English.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 24, 2022

2010s Rap

Most of 2010s rap is just stupid garabage noise! 90% of it is just someone talking or screaming about drugs, money, or sex and use brutal auto tune. It also uses about 19 million cuss words per song. Tasteless teenagers consider that music. Well no, it’s just pathetic sound for 2010s kids who have no clue what actual music is. One of the few exceptions is NF. He’s an actually decent 2010s rapper. But a majority of it is still just talentless garbage. This genre also has the worst rapper ever, 6ix9ine.

Tasteless teenager: 2010s rap is the best type of music ever! I love all 2010s rappers!
Me: Enjoy listening to your crappy music, while I listen to real music!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 31, 2019

TGIF

Thank God I Farted

Classmate: Ew, did you fart? I smell that!
Me: Haha TGIF!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 8, 2020

Constant F-Bomber

These are people who think that it would kill them to go 2 seconds without saying the f word. They think that it’s cool and fancy to use the f word every two seconds, but they are actually super annoying idiots that have no life. Most of these types of people are aged from 12-18.

Person: What did you have for breakfast?
Constant F-Bomber: I f—ing had a f—ing bowl of f—ing cheerios for f—ing breakfast. What the f— did you have?
Me: SAY THE F WORD AGAIN AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU, CHOP YOUR LIMBS OFF, AND BUST OPEN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 28, 2020

Genophile

Someone who finds people in a specific ethnicity attractive.

Tom: So do you like her?
Dominic: Nah, she’s not Mexican.

Tom: What? You’re such a genophile.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023