Echool

School for those who stay there for eight hours a day:
Eight
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our

Lives

I wanted to relax today, but I had to go to echool.

:(

by Dray’s Dictionary February 17, 2021

Genophile

Someone who finds people in a specific ethnicity attractive.

Tom: So do you like her?
Dominic: Nah, she’s not Mexican.

Tom: What? You’re such a genophile.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 08, 2020

Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

HAND

An acronym for “have a nice day”.

Student: HAND Mr. Daniels.
Mr. Daniels: You too. Goodbye.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 15, 2020

Fallen angel

A person that used to be nice and became a bad person. Miley Cyrus is an example of a fallen angel.

Girl #1: My boyfriend loved me when we first met and took good care of me, but now he yells at me and starts fights five times daily!

Girl #2: Tell your boyfriend that he’s a fallen angel.

by Dray’s Dictionary March 03, 2021

Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 08, 2020

TGIF

Thank God I Farted

Classmate: Ew, did you fart? I smell that!
Me: Haha TGIF!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 08, 2020