Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

Jerktonium

An element that makes people act like jerks.

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021

Smoke detector

An indicator that you are a bad cook

Don't burn your bacon or you will hear the smoke detector

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

WAP

The song that is specifically designed to kill someone’s brain cells.

One time, I listened to WAP by Cardi ft. Megan Thee Stallion. It was HORRIBLE!

by Dray’s Dictionary November 11, 2020

Schmidt

An euphemism for "sh*t"

"My dog smells like Schmidt!"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Genophile

Someone who finds people in a specific ethnicity attractive.

Tom: So do you like her?
Dominic: Nah, she’s not Mexican.

Tom: What? You’re such a genophile.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Respecting Opinions

A thing that people on Youtubers have no idea how to do because they are huge crybabies who can’t understand that not everyone has to have the same opinion and swear at you and give you death threats all because you have different opinions than them.

Hypersensitive Person: “Respecting opinions? I have no idea how to do that because I am a crybaby who bullies others for having different tastes than me!”

by Dray’s Dictionary November 3, 2019