Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

Justin Bieber Fan

The worst type of fan of all time!
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Fan: Have you heard Justin Bieber’s “Intentions” yet?
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary June 28, 2020

Echool

School for those who stay there for eight hours a day:
Eight
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our

Lives

I wanted to relax today, but I had to go to echool.

:(

by Dray’s Dictionary February 17, 2021

2010s Rap

Most of 2010s rap is just stupid garabage noise! 90% of it is just someone talking or screaming about drugs, money, or sex and use brutal auto tune. It also uses about 19 million cuss words per song. Tasteless teenagers consider that music. Well no, it’s just pathetic sound for 2010s kids who have no clue what actual music is. One of the few exceptions is NF. He’s an actually decent 2010s rapper. But a majority of it is still just talentless garbage. This genre also has the worst rapper ever, 6ix9ine.

Tasteless teenager: 2010s rap is the best type of music ever! I love all 2010s rappers!
Me: Enjoy listening to your crappy music, while I listen to real music!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 31, 2019

Trap Music

Pure agony and torture in the form of music.

Friend: Trap music is the best music genre and it is way better than classic rock!
Me: Go away you dumb piece of s**t!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

Smoke detector

An indicator that you are a bad cook

Don't burn your bacon or you will hear the smoke detector

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Jerktonium

An element that makes people act like jerks.

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021

Pregnant

When a phone autocorrects Pringles

Real text: "I will go grab some Pringles"
Autocorrect: "I will go grab some pregnant"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019