Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.

Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023

Mijukaniria

A Mijukanairia is an anime hater with the IQ of -1,000,000,000 who is completely obsessed with bashing anime. They often wish death on weeaboos just because they like anime, and hate Japan for it. One person on thetoptens.com quoted that Hitler, Stalin, 9/11, Al-Qadea, Global Warming, Ebola, Black Blague, and ISIS are a zillion time better than anime. That quote is so cancer like the writer of that comment. Mijukanairias are a million times worse than Weeaboos and they have absolutely no clue how to respect opinions of anime fans.

This is the word was made:
English - immature anime hater
Translated to Japanese - Mijukuna anime-girai
That left us Mijukaniria

“My friend is a mijukaniria and won’t shut up about how bad anime is.”

by Dray’s Dictionary October 20, 2019

Peter Scully

An ugly 56-year-old man who is the most evil living thing in all-time history! He sadistically rapes and murders children in extremely brutal ways for no reason. He murdered over 100,000 innocent people and doesn’t care. Peter Scully is probably the Anti-Christ (Son of Satan) and even Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, and Ivan The Terrible are 1,000 times better than Peter Scully. Peter Scully, you should die from cancer and Ebola.

“Wow Peter Scully, you actually managed to be worse than your father (Satan). I wish that the electric chair was allowed where you live because you deserve it.”

by Dray’s Dictionary December 15, 2019

Twenteen

The real way to say the number 12. It’s not “Twelve”. If you have a high enough intelligence, you’ll come to realize that it’s actually “Twenteen”

Person A: How old are you?
Person B: I’m twelve.
Person A: What kind of number is that?
Person B: Uh.. it’s just a one and a two together.
Person A: That’s pronounced “Twenteen”. I don’t know what language you got that number from, but it’s not English.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 24, 2022

Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Genophile

Someone who finds people in a specific ethnicity attractive.

Tom: So do you like her?
Dominic: Nah, she’s not Mexican.

Tom: What? You’re such a genophile.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Semi-Selfie Mode

When one uses outer camera on a smartphone while a mirror that’s giving a reflection is on camera, making it the same as selfie mode.

He looked nice in the picture he took of himself in semi-selfie mode that he put on his Instagram story mode.

by Dray’s Dictionary May 15, 2023