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The real way to say the number 12. It’s not “Twelve”. If you have a high enough intelligence, you’ll come to realize that it’s actually “Twenteen”
Person A: How old are you?
Person B: I’m twelve.
Person A: What kind of number is that?
Person B: Uh.. it’s just a one and a two together.
Person A: That’s pronounced “Twenteen”. I don’t know what language you got that number from, but it’s not English.
Person B: I’m twelve.
Person A: What kind of number is that?
Person B: Uh.. it’s just a one and a two together.
Person A: That’s pronounced “Twenteen”. I don’t know what language you got that number from, but it’s not English.
by Dray’s Dictionary December 24, 2022
Get the Twenteenmug. Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!
by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020
Get the Suiphilemug. by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020
Get the Genophilemug. Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.
by Dray’s Dictionary September 24, 2020
Get the Jesus of Suburbiamug. The worst type of fan of all time!
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: Have you heard Justin Bieber’s “Intentions” yet?
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!
by Dray’s Dictionary June 28, 2020
Get the Justin Bieber Fanmug. by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019
Get the Schmidtmug. by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019
Get the Pregnantmug.