Definitions by Dr.Jeffery

Rio Grande do Sul 

Explosive diarrhea that resembles an upside down mushroom cloud, ei opposite Hiroshima and Nagasaki

After a hard night of drinking Theo realizes a Rio Grande do Sul is truly blowing up a toilet.

Rio Grande do Sul by Dr.Jeffery February 19, 2021

Transylvania Trolley 

Getting road head so good that it feels like she is sucking out your soul, you loose control and crash, resulting in your meat being a bloody mangled mess

Joe thought getting some road head on a Friday night was great, until he slammed into a parked car and Kate gave him a Transylvania Trolley instead.

Transylvania Trolley by Dr.Jeffery August 24, 2018

scroat moat 

A hole where a sack gets near, whether it be a gaping mouth or vagina

Jimmy told john to shut his scroat moat before he knocks his fucking teeth in his turds.

scroat moat by Dr.Jeffery October 2, 2017

colitis touch 

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

colitis touch by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014