chapped ass syndrome

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.

You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008

fuckanification

To magnify a sexual orrifice either by lens or stretching.

Dave's anus had a fuckanification factor of 4 because of sitting on a parking cone too long.

by Dr. Nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

Fake ass African

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

Go find a real woman instead of that Fake ass African you keep typing!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

shemo

A female emo. Basically Fall Out Boy. What a gay ass band. Pete Wentz is a douche on roller skates.

Pete Wents is a mother fucking shemo queer. Ashley Simpson is a man. Come out the closet into the warm breeze of reality.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

fake-ass-african

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

That girl Herb is talking to is a fake-ass-african! Get a damn clue Herb!!!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

fagatomic

To be super gay. To be so faggety that you cause anyone within 3' to become gay. To emit faggyness.

Chuck is so fagatomic he caused Larry to be gay also.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

twat bagger

One who uses female condoms. A twat bag being a female condom or to use one.

Tracy is such a twat bagger. She won't let you fuck unless she burries a rubber in her twat.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008