Dr. nakanutzoff's definitions

fake-ass-african

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

That girl Herb is talking to is a fake-ass-african! Get a damn clue Herb!!!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

BJ on a cash ticket

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

bandit of gay

One who steals faggetry from another. Idiots who frollic in a field of imaginary flowers and hug trees.

Herb may quite possibly be a bandit of gay.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008

internet fuck on my face

Whatever the fuck it is Herb does with his computer in his spare time.

I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

chapped ass syndrome

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.

You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008

queerize

To make gay or homosexual either in apearance or sexuality.

If you keep putting Hillary Clinton stickers on your beetle your going to queerize it.

by Dr. Nakanutzoff October 30, 2008

Herbalize

To render as Herb.

Please don't herbalize me with your internet porn lock down.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008