Definitions by Dr. Whitmire
Speed Trap
When multiple cars are driving in front of you at nearly the same speed, stopping you from passing and forcing you to go as slow as them.
Speed Trap by Dr. Whitmire June 8, 2011
Apocalyptist
One who believes that the only solution to most, if not all, of the world's biggest problems is a catastrophic event of epic proportions.
Like their Republican counter-parts in 2008, Democratic Apocalyptists began praying for a Zombie apocalypse after the 2010 mid-term elections.
Apocalyptist by Dr. Whitmire November 10, 2010