Definitions by Dr. W.D. Sporty

District Meeting 

When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.

Sorry I can't make the interview tonight, me and my buddy have to attend a district meeting.

District Meeting by Dr. W.D. Sporty December 21, 2009

GIFECIG 

Girl I Fuck Every Chance I Get

That chick isn't just hot, she's a GIFECIG.

GIFECIG by Dr. W.D. Sporty June 17, 2009

YouTwitFace

The website to be formed in the year 3000 after YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook merge into the largest time wasting website ever.

You twit-face, don't you ever check your YouTwitFace account anymore?

YouTwitFace by Dr. W.D. Sporty June 3, 2009