Dr. W.D. Sporty's definitions

District Meeting

When you drink alone or with a few friends in the seclusion of your house or apartment, often instead of doing something more important.

Sorry I can't make the interview tonight, me and my buddy have to attend a district meeting.

by Dr. W.D. Sporty December 21, 2009

GIFECIG

Girl I Fuck Every Chance I Get

That chick isn't just hot, she's a GIFECIG.

by Dr. W.D. Sporty June 17, 2009

YouTwitFace

The website to be formed in the year 3000 after YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook merge into the largest time wasting website ever.

You twit-face, don't you ever check your YouTwitFace account anymore?

by Dr. W.D. Sporty June 3, 2009