4 definitions by Dr. Vysick Risling MD
1. n. Jessica kept on tugging until she was covered in malejaculate.
2. b. Jessica's tugging made me malejaculate.
2. b. Jessica's tugging made me malejaculate.
by Dr. Vysick Risling MD February 9, 2010
The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.
Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?
Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.
Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.
by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 11, 2017
Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016
Dongchitis is an inflammation of the lining of your bronchial tubes, which carry air to and from your lungs. People who have dongchitis often cough up thickened mucus, which can be discolored. Dongchitis may be either acute or chronic and is usually caused by weighty consumption of malejaculate, where some or all of the malejaculate travels into the trachea instead of the esophagus.
Gus: *coughs*
Rob: "Wow Gus, that cough sounds brutal man. Do you have the flu or something?"
Gus: "No man. JP and I got a bit carried away and I swallowed his load whilst taking a deep breath in. Doctor thinks it's dongchitis."
Rob: "Brutal. What'd he prescribe? Biaxin? Advair?"
Gus: "Advair. Got the inhaler and everything."
Rob: "Gimme a hit!"
Rob: "Wow Gus, that cough sounds brutal man. Do you have the flu or something?"
Gus: "No man. JP and I got a bit carried away and I swallowed his load whilst taking a deep breath in. Doctor thinks it's dongchitis."
Rob: "Brutal. What'd he prescribe? Biaxin? Advair?"
Gus: "Advair. Got the inhaler and everything."
Rob: "Gimme a hit!"
by Dr. Vysick Risling MD February 27, 2018