Definitions by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.

Crapper 

1.) A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a toilet.
2.) A room or booth containing such a fixture.

Hey, man don't go in the bathroom I just took a sweet shit on the crapper and the stink is so fine.

Crapper by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

Masturbator 

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

Masturbator by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003