Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.'s definitions

cock sock

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.

Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

chuck norris

America's premier ass kicking artist since the early 1960's.

Even at age 63 Chuck Norris can kick any guys ass in the US of A and most of the world and beyond!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003