Definitions by Dr. Spockman

Death Defying Doucher

A douche bag who for some reason refuses to die, even though everyone (including God) hates them.

Did he just say the Nazis were right? Wow, Glenn Beck is such a Death Defying Doucher.

(verb) To leave a steaming pile of vomit all over your shoes after attempting a milk chug. Named so for the popular milk chugger Nico Watt.

Oh man, I tried downing a gallon of milk but I pulled a damn Nico Watt all over my new Air Jordan's.