Peter Parker

A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.

Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!

by Dr. Roger Hans, urologist May 30, 2006

Peter Boyle

(1) Real actor, starred in Young Frankenstein and Everybody Loves Raymond.

(2) Slang: NOT a reference to the actor. Sounds like "peter boil" = non-fatal STD or a male who has one.

(1) Peter Boyle has played Frankenstein's Monster and Raymond's father. But, remember, it's Frahn-ken-steen!

(2) I know for a FACT that Peter Boyle has NEVER had a peter boil.

by Dr. Roger Hans, urologist May 30, 2006