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Two Man Ladder Stand

This sexual act requires two men, a ladder, and a sexual partner. Have the two men stand on each side of the ladder, and the sexual partner in the middle. The sexual partner provides oral sex for both men, hence the Two Man Ladder Stand.
Me and Joe gave your mom the Two Man Ladder Stand last night!
by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019
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ejilluation

Women experience ejilluation.
by Dr. Quokka October 5, 2017
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Barlow's Law

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.
Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."
by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019
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