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A poomeistress is a poomeister who fails to attain luck and is just stuck with feces beneath their fupa and nothing to do other than eat it.
"It is really sad that Tre's attempt to be a poomeister failed. Now he has to face the shame of being a poomeistress."
by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 16, 2021
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A combination of vegetable and not-able. It describes a person with a disability who gets into the game during the garbage time minutes but fails to hit the shot or score the touchdown. This causes them to gain a second extra chromosome.
"Brad, I can not believe you lit up that kid with down syndrome on the last play of the game!"
"It isn't my fault he's a vegenotable" - Brad
by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 16, 2021
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A poomeister is someone who stores feces beneath their fupa for good luck.
"I can't believe how well Lily is playing on the court today."
"Yeah I know, I think it is because she recently became a poomeister."
by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 16, 2021
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