Dr. Nakanutzoff's definitions

bandit of gay

One who steals faggetry from another. Idiots who frollic in a field of imaginary flowers and hug trees.

Herb may quite possibly be a bandit of gay.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008

queerized

To be made gay by another.

Sean was queerized by Derrick's fagatomic gaydiation. Too bad, all the girls liked him.

by Dr. Nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

sipe

to add dick to anything. Can be substituted for any word.

Sipe you, nigga nutz!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

fuckanification

To magnify a sexual orrifice either by lens or stretching.

Dave's anus had a fuckanification factor of 4 because of sitting on a parking cone too long.

by Dr. Nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

BJ on a cash ticket

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

fake-ass-african

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

That girl Herb is talking to is a fake-ass-african! Get a damn clue Herb!!!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

fake-ass-african

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

Fake-ass-african has Herb on a leash!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008