n. a golden sausage wee-nis. Characterized by bronzed, tan glow and sparkly, transparent edges. The cuff-link style wee-nis is found only in the most affluent adult locales.
"Not only does Harold have that sexy smile and a convertible to die for...he has an 8-inch cuff-link!"
"Oh Carol...I'm so proud of my daughter!"
"Oh Carol...I'm so proud of my daughter!"
by Dr. Josephus October 23, 2008
n.: the opposite of a "bubble butt," the square butt is most often found on nappy white chicks. When using the square butt for sexual satisfaction, it is advised that a pillow, or some other cushioning device be placed between the wee-nis and the square butt to prevent bruising the male reproductive organs.
"Man, I hooked up with this square butt chick last night for two hours!"
"Are you shitting me? You wouldn't be walking if you did..."
"Look...here are the bruises to prove it!"
"Are you shitting me? You wouldn't be walking if you did..."
"Look...here are the bruises to prove it!"
by Dr. Josephus October 23, 2008
n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.
The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.
The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.
Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!
by Dr. Josephus May 03, 2011