Definitions by Dr. Jonas Finklestein

Choating 

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.

If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!

Choating by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008

Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.

I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.

Snarf by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 14, 2007

Funch

To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.

I funched my Girlfriend last night.

Funch by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 28, 2007

Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

Secret Squirrel by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007