Dr. Johnson 's definitions

Mexican Facial

A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.

Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)

Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.

Who drinks this stuff?

by Dr. Johnson October 14, 2008

nathans

Charming and intermittently gregarious but bipolar binge drinkers with a dash of recluse and some misanthrope for seasoning.

The change in him was so pronounced that she surmised he must be one of those nathans she'd been warned about.

by Dr. Johnson December 17, 2004

churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004