Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister's definitions

quelfie

A group of queers or a single queer taking a selfie.

Did you see the amount of quelfies being taken at the pride parade today?!

by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 22, 2016

Smatchet

When a girl is ratchet as fuck. But she's alright in the face, so you'd still smash.

She's a smatchet, ain't nothing to brag about.

by Dr. Jockula Mr. Fister November 23, 2016