Definitions by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd

thought-criminal

an American who isn't a neocon.

You're a traitor! You're a thought-criminal! You're a terrorist spy! I'll shoot you, I'll vaporize you, I'll send you to the salt mines!

thought-criminal by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 6, 2007

computer worm 

1) a self-replicating computer program

2) a former bookworm who read books all the time, till he got the interweb, and now spends all of his time surfing.

1) Omigod! I've got a computer worm.

2) He'll know the answer. He's a computer worm.

computer worm by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 5, 2007