blackguard

a guard employed by Blackwater USA and stationed in Iraq. They tend to shoot anything that moves.

"...the Blackguards and their spokesman CLAIMED to have been under attack, possibly from Iraqi police." - Justin Raimondo, antiwar.com

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

boofy

having hair that is puffed-up, as a bouffant.

How do you like my hair?

It looks boofy!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 31, 2008

nagiography

a biography of one's mother-in-law

That's my mother-in-law. I can tell you her whole nagiography.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 07, 2007

geminiphobia

the fear of twins (esp. identical)

"OMG two people born from the same mother at the same time! That is so gross!" - person with geminiphobia

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 27, 2012

computer worm

1) a self-replicating computer program

2) a former bookworm who read books all the time, till he got the interweb, and now spends all of his time surfing.

1) Omigod! I've got a computer worm.

2) He'll know the answer. He's a computer worm.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 05, 2007

stygian

1) one of the triplets who came up from hell to do Azrael's bidding in "Dogma." When they were alive, they were baby-killers. That's why they were in hell.

2) anything having to do with hell.

This sentence doesn't have "stygian" in it.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2008

panning for gold

editing for Urban Dictionary

UD Editor: Reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. HEY THERE'S ONE -- PUBLISH! Reject, reject, reject, reject...

Other Person: What are you doing?

UD Editor: Panning for gold.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007