Dr. Heywood R. Floyd's definitions

flibble

to make a funny face

(from TV's "The Electric Company")

I flibbled and scared my little brother.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd September 21, 2007

richochet biscuit

A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!

The other day I had a richochet biscuit. Bow wow wow!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007

Richard Dawkins

born in 1941, coiner of the word meme. He has lately taken up the mantle of the late Madalyn Murray O'Hair and become the obnoxious atheist of the English-speaking world.

He wrote an essay called Viruses of the Mind, referring to religion. He calls believers, faith-sufferers, and disparages even those who are tolerant of others' faith. He thinks they are a large part of the problem.

Richard Dawkins, you sure are an arrogant atheist.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

calculata

what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)

Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009

fourthmeal

a corporate conspiracy to further addict the hapless masses to crappy, fat-laden food.

Dude #1: Want to go for fourthmeal? I feel like some Mexican food.

Dude #2: No, I don't do everything the TV tells me to. I think I'll have a salad. Besides, if you think you're going to get Mexican food at Taco Bell, you deserve what you get.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 4, 2007

O'Brien

a high official in the Ministry of Love in "1984." He tortured the protagonist, Winston Smith, into submission to the totalitarian "Party." O'Brien was played in the film by Richard Burton; it was Burton's last role.

Winston was struck, as he had been struck before, by the tiredness of O'Brien's face. - George Orwell, "1984"

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 13, 2008