Dr. Heywood R. Floyd's definitions

Pet Shop Boys

Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.

These lyrics are actually intelligent. It must be Pet Shop Boys.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 28, 2013

Cho

A silent person who doesn't respond to greetings. Prone to violent outbursts.

Normal Person: Hey man, how's it goin? (Pause) Dude? (Pause) Ah, you Cho.

(Cho caps normal person.)

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 27, 2007

drippin

totally cool or awesome. Said by Michael on "Zoey 101," who was trying to popularize it as a slang word.

Michael: That is so drippin.

Chase: Saying "drippin" is so not drippin.

Michael: You can't use the word against itself.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd November 10, 2007

price of eggs in China

the matter at hand

What does that have to do with the price of eggs in China ?

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007

hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007

sailfrog

a frog that has been run over by so many cars that it's flat. You can pick it up and throw it like a Frisbee and it will sail.

Look! A sailfrog! I wanna sail it!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 12, 2008

Mike Gravel

The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).

He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.

Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.

Balls, I tell you!

Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 28, 2007