Definitions by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
Pet Shop Boys
Postmodern ironists cloaked behind a veil of buoyantly melodic and lushly romantic synthpop confections.
Pet Shop Boys by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd October 28, 2013
kmafno
acronym for "Kiss my ass from now on!" a quote from Animal House, said by John Belushi's character Bluto.
"Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble." Well just KMAFNO! Not me! I'm not gonna take this!
kmafno by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 15, 2012
geminiphobia
"OMG two people born from the same mother at the same time! That is so gross!" - person with geminiphobia
geminiphobia by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 27, 2012
grottie
a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"
Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.
Marry her.
Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.
Marry her.
You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!
grottie by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 20, 2010
Humpty Dumpty
a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.
From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":
`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":
`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'
`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'
Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.
Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.
Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!
Humpty Dumpty by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010
conquel
a movie or story that happens at the same time as a previously-issued movie or story. Not before -- that would be a prequel. Not after -- that would be a sequel. But THE SAME TIME -- that's a conquel.
conquel by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2009
calculata
what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.
(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
calculata by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009