Dr. Hand's definitions

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

cray cray monkey bae

1. When shit has gone wild and there is no other way to explain it. 2. The crazy equivalent of a newborn baby monkey.

Shanwdra just jumped off the balcony into a split and then did the moon walk, that bish is cray cray monkey bae.

by Dr. Hand January 30, 2017

CCMB

CCMB is a shortcut for Cray Cray Monkey Bae. It's commonly used on the streets when something absolutely crazy happens.

Holy cat's pajamas! Did you see that CCMB just do a triple backflip and land on a unicycle?

by Dr. Hand October 16, 2017

CCMBTTM

This is slang for Cray Cray Monkey Bae To The Max... it's when shit has gone so cray, it's to the MAX... and no, not the restaurant from saved by the bell, but actually MAXIMUM CRAY.

Holy gibbon finger! Deandrea just told me about his night with Shangela, that girl is CCMBTTM... stay away from her.

by Dr. Hand June 3, 2018

Truth Cat Ruth

The ultimate truth; when it's so true that it can't be denied, much like our Aunts cat Ruth.

I remember hearing about the robbery from our neighbors; they were telling the truth cat ruth, and luckily I was able to catch that bitch Shangela from their description.

by Dr. Hand January 2, 2022

Fagcident

When a gay makes a mistake.

OMG, Chili's just liked my insta post, but like why? Oh, I bet it was one of the gays that runs their social media and they just made a fagcident.

by Dr. Hand October 12, 2023

(Pause) Yes (Pause)

When you don't know the answer, but are in sales and the answer is always "Yes".

While Gloria was doing the demo, Synthia asked: "Oh, do you all have two way texting?" Gloria replied "(Pause) Yes (Pause)"

by Dr. Hand June 12, 2023