Definitions by Dr. Edward Egglesworth

Farglemoof 

Farglemoof is the best new curseword, used in most rap songs and brazilian acoustic ballads.
If a Catholic uses this word in a fit of anger they go to hell because its very offensive.

"Oh farglemoof I dropped the carrots!"
"FARGLEMOOF YOU ALL!"

Farglemoof by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008

cornebodged 

The action of pushing an old woman off of a moving motorised vehicle.

She was cornebodged at Elm Street last friday.

cornebodged by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008

Poodleflopper 

A poodleflopper is a mentally deranged man who roams the steets kicking ugly dogs. If he finds a nice dog he will urinate on it and cut off its limbs with a chip fork. They are usually located in the backalleys of Watford, and they pounce like trapdoor spiders, viciously mutilating dogs and sometimes dwarves.

"OH GOD THERE'S A POODLEFLOPPER! RUN!"
"I'm a poodleflopper and im gonna flop your poodles so hard they explode."

Poodleflopper by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008