Dr. Dick Wiggle's definitions

Smasharoni and Cheese

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.

"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"

by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019

Leftover

1. A liberal who still tries to stop the 2016 election, currently building a time machine with hot pocket boxes in between watching The View and slashing major feelings with his keyboard seal team qwerty skills.

2. A liberal who can't get over the 2016 election.

"Hey Karen, I can't believe Trump is president. Our whole country is going to crash immediately." "That was years ago, Sara. Quit being a leftover."

Ron spends 37 hours a week in his mom's basement wearing a vagina hat and watching Young Turks from 2016 like a leftover.

by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 29, 2019

Schoolhouse

Any of the following: idiot, moron, dumbass, stupid ass, retard

Ben thinks the earth is flat. He's such a schoolhouse.

by Dr. Dick Wiggle October 18, 2018