Definitions by Dr. DaddyChadensky
cockjet
Cock- jet (noun or adj)
1. The point in which the flow of urine reaches it's max velocity or speed
2. The point in which the flow urine breaks the speed of light
1. The point in which the flow of urine reaches it's max velocity or speed
2. The point in which the flow urine breaks the speed of light
cockjet by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023
Schwarzenegger shuffle
Noun
The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.
Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.
Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.
Schwarzenegger shuffle by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023
cocket socket
A: The act of stick the penis into a socket; commonly an outlet in a wall.
Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.
B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)
Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.
B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)
A: The man committed Cocket Socket and was rushed to the ER in a state of shock.
B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.
B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.
cocket socket by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023